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Green Beret 

When a girl blows a snot rocket onto your dick and uses it as handjob lube.
Guy 1: "That sucks that your girlfriend's sick."
Guy 2: "Nah man, she gave me the sickest Green Beret last night!"
Green Beret by Sneakthiefer May 3, 2009

Green Goblin Hunting 

Using full (night before garbage collection) rolling green garbage cans launched at high speeds to cause severe vandalism to cars and property.

Good places for ripe goblins are - houses with baby toys in the yard (diapers), houses with lots of pets, painters houses,

Good places to deploy goblins are long road stretches with rich snoby people

How To - get 4 people in a fast 4 door car, ride around and grab 4 goblins with good wheels - VERY IMPORTANT!!!!, next roll the goblins beside the car with your hand holding the goblin and accellerate to roughly 80-90mph find your targets and let each person release their green goblin. Results will vary every time but the outcome is always the same, if the goblin impacts the taget gets fubared.
yo man, Andy went out to Bartlett in the civic green goblin hunting. I bet he made a mess out of a couple of Escalades

green street 

financially sound as in easy st, green st as american money is green in colour
mate with this new job, im on green street bro

Green Mile 

A network of rural roads that isn't patrolled by cops, and therefore is safe for driving while smoking weed.
"Dude, let's smoke some weed."
"Nah man, my roommate isn't cool with weed."
"Fuck it, get in the car and we'll drive the green mile."

green ketchup 

Slang, used by farmers situated in Northumberland to describe the deposit left on their penis once removed from a Donkey's mouth.
Steve's Mam: Fook Steve, wots all dat snot on ye bed sheets?
Steve: Fook Mam, its ye Green Ketchup. Like. From da Donkey. Fook
green ketchup by Cobs July 16, 2003

green up 

verb. Expression used in several multiplayer online games referring to strengthening or powering up. Originated in the game Subspace where players had to collect green objects to power up their ship.
I just died, give me a minute to green up.
green up by Masamune November 18, 2003