pig in the garden

To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being

This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.

by anonymous November 14, 2020

Person who shits in gardens

Bearded Jesus looking type of gentleman who cannot control his bowel movements and thus deficates on people’s lawns like an annoying neighbours cat

Person who shits in gardens

by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020

L Ron Gardner

Excrement with a texture approximately of Type 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool.

I ate three Big Macs in a row, and within 45 minutes I had an explosive case of L Ron Gardner

by A Respected Authority November 22, 2020

Water my spice garden

masturbate

"I have to go water my spice garden."

by ChloroformSalesperson January 30, 2021

Ne diyon gardaş

İt's mean what are u saying brother but this words maybe dangerous in turkey

Ne diyon gardaş amına koyim

by RicardoBaba June 9, 2021

Mary's Garden

A hairy pussy

"She got her Mary's garden out!"

by Wayne Ladlow June 19, 2021

Lowe's gardening section

a sacred place of solitude, plants included

guy 1: hey wanna go to Lowe's gardening section tomorrow?
guy 2: yeah lets do it!

by lowes_customer October 10, 2021