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Pants candy 

You girls wants some pants candy?!
Pants candy by Joball69 November 1, 2017

Mexican Candy Cane 

When a Mexican Woman pulls out a Tampon with a twisting motion thus creating a Mexican Candy Cane
Sammy inaverdly pulled out her female sanitary gato unit creating a sudden Mexican Candy Cane.

Road Candy

Cool things you find on the side of the road. Dollar bills, clothing, tools, etc
Ivy: Guess what kind of road candy I found today while walking my dog!
Dante: What?
Ivy: I found a wallet and a glove!
Road Candy by Inkstainedivy May 14, 2018

Cotton Candy

The act in which one cups his or her fart, cup cake , and then hits someone nearby in the eye, resulting in a black eye, and pink eye. The blue from the black eye, and the pink from the eye infection, creates a nice color combination that is commonly found in cotton candy.
I am very gassy tonight, so I will be dishing out lots of cotton candy.
Cotton Candy by MasonYeBoi May 29, 2018

Jono Cann 

Jono is the biggest gimp of the century. He’s got a little Weiner and no cock. He can never get hard and only gets in with his best friends
Jono Cann I want to go to bed with you. Actually not anymore
Jono Cann by Tyler Mascali August 15, 2018