atomic mirror brain

When calling someone a smoothbrain isn’t enough

*last person on your team in call of duty doesn’t know what callouts are in search and destroy*
You: A guy just killed me in middle, he’s coming to A, look out.
Dumbass: Where?
You: Middle, what you don’t have a minimap?
Dumbass: What’s a minimap?
You: Bro how clueless are you
Dumbass: *dies*
You: BRO I CANT EVEN CALL YOU A SMOOTHBRAIN YOURE A FUCKEN ATOMIC MIRROR BRAIN

by ForkliftCertifiedCat September 25, 2022

Poopbag Brain Thrusts

When one uses their collection of feces contained within plastic foil bags to obliterate their sexual partner's throat in an act of sodomy.

Chad: "Yo Tim, what ever happened with you and that girl last night?"
Tim: "Oh bro, my throat is so sore! She whipped out her fecal bag and performed poopbag brain thrusts on me for like an hour! We're meeting up again tonight!"

by SuzerainY September 22, 2022

Minnesota brain freeze

When you get a blowjob inside an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake

A: Hey did you hear what happened to steve last night
B: No what?
A: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in an ice fishing hut.

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Brain goes numb

When you cum to the maximum and cum harder until you cum and keep cumming until you cum and cum very hard and you just keep cumming until everything around just becomes cum

Person 1: Do you like it when your brain goes numb
Person 2: not sure

by JTheNintendo August 4, 2021

traumatic brain depression

tbd
reliving those images in ur head
it’s not a phase depression is real

traumatic brain depression keeps me up

by BumStatusYo December 12, 2018

Brain Meltingly Awesome

A state in which a person is in such awe that their brain feels as if it has melted. A sense of euphoria that is not drug induced.

John Paul Jones is brain meltingly awesome.

by belzeboub February 22, 2010

Lick your brain

To find someone’s intellectual capacities so sapiosexually stimulating that you want to figuratively make out with their brain

Oh damn, I love how you described that- lemme lick your brain.

by Niomeblack October 15, 2021