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Cyber Balls

A cockhead with the awesome ability to insult people and have the best comebacks, but only over facebook or msn chat, because they are too much of a pussy face fuckwit without enough balls to say it to someones face.
Ususally a stupid whiney wee prick who knows if he says shit to someones face then they'll get their cry baby arse kicked, because they're a skinny computer nerd without half a brain, and think they're the man because the computer MAKES THEM TOUGH :D

... losers
Ben: he has a thing called cyber balls
Mike: wow cyber balls, that's such a cool way to explain it, i've never heard of it before.
Ben: that's cos i invented it 2 seconds ago
by Liv XD June 23, 2010
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Newton Balls

When a man's two testicle collide within the scrotum resulting in a painful feeling. Much like that desk toy with the swinging balls.
Why'd you stop running?
I have Newton Balls
by Gordonopus September 5, 2010
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Alcohol Balls

When someone drinks too much before Sucking your dick so the alcohol in her breath goes down to your balls and makes them feel like they got round house kicked to oblivion.
Guy 1: Dude, you have fucking alcohol balls!

Guy 2: What the fuck do I do?

Guy 1: I don't know just drink a bunch of water to flush out the pain.

Guy 2: Okay, at least I don't have herpes.
by MisterStealYourGirl June 11, 2016
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Oreo Balls

Definition one:
Oreo balls: A tasty combination of crushed Oreos and cream cheese rolled into a ball frosted and chilled before served.
Definition two:
Oreo Balls: The rare occurrence of a guy having black balls and a white crank or it could be a sign of a series medical problem.
Dan: Those Oreo balls are the best thing since sliced bread.
Rob: I know I ate like ten of them.

Jim: Did you see that dude it the locker room, his balls were black but his unit was white. He should see a doctor before his shit falls off.
Scott: Yeah, he was born that way. That slut Christine used to bang him, he told her that his great-grandmother hooked up with a black dude so he has some black genes in him. She told him to bad it was your balls and not your dick, then she posted that shit on face book, what a whore.

Jim: Didn’t you used to bang her?
Scott: Who Hasn’t?
Jim: good point.
by Dave Lickersnach December 30, 2014
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Stu Ball

An English Bloke. One with a large rugby type build and a perma-smile.

Someone who recieves stickers of little stewie griffin and puts them on their desk in remembrance of thier undercover lover.
Oh, Hey Stu. Who's a good little Stu ball? Your're a good little stu ball.

Oh that's so cute, how about i throw a fuckin dart in your neck.
by FDaddy September 1, 2009
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Chemical Balls

"Stop calling them breast! They're not breast, they're chemical balls!" -Curb Your Enthusiasm
by Faux54 December 1, 2009
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Rice balls

Brock: *Walks into Dunkin Donuts* Can I get some “rice balls?”
by Oddlygloomy87 October 14, 2018
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