When you have to shovel snow from your garden, boil it down to water on the stove and use is to flush your shit away in your none functioning toilet.
The procedure is usually carried out in Texas due to the lack of flowing water during winter periods.
The procedure is usually carried out in Texas due to the lack of flowing water during winter periods.
I can't believe Ted Cruz is flew to Mexico and I'm stuck Texas Hotflushing after eating nothing but Slim Jims and Saltine crackers for a week.
Get the shovel, I need to take a Texas HotFlush.
Get the shovel, I need to take a Texas HotFlush.
by sam_jarvis_texas_ranger February 19, 2021
Get the Texas HotFlush mug.Executed or killed, as in the most efficient Death Row in all of America. While "sent to Texas" often has a connotation implying brutal implementation by the authority figures who helm the 21st century American police state that has incarcerated or placed on probation an unprecedented 5% of its populace (more than any other human culture for as long as our species has existed), more mundane executions or simply the act of dispatching something can also be correctly identified by this phrase. Flies, for example, can also be "sent to Texas" by the end of a fly swatter, and refuse can be "sent to Texas" by being placed in the proper receptacle or incinerator.
She was tried and eventually sent to Texas because of how callous she seemed when interviewed by the authorities about the tragic accident that killed her child.
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Get the Texas Jotaro mug.1. The act of fellating a man who has repeatedly and continuously insulted your wife's appearance or who has accused your father of being a traitor.
2. A grown-ass man blaming his poor choices on his teenage daughters.
2. A grown-ass man blaming his poor choices on his teenage daughters.
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Get the Texas Strong mug.When you take a girl home and her taint stinks from riding horses on the ranch all day, so you pour a can of peaches on her pussy and use the heavy syrup as lube AND to cover up the smell. Bonus, after sex you get some ice cream, mix with the smashed up peaches, and have a nice snack.
Girl come over here and let me turn you into a texas peach.
Girl come over here and let me turn you into a texas peach.
by cowboy don bird November 20, 2013
Get the texas peach mug.A sexual act in which a women shits on a man and uses her body to rub it all over him, then proceeds to shoot him with a water gun filled with her urine.
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