cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch

A woman who likes blowing a donkey then biting its dick off, and enjoys every raw fleshy she can find covered in semen

"man that bitch just bit that donkeys dick off, ya what a cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch"

by bahf sdhfuk asdyfgjhasedfhagb March 15, 2010

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey BOLLOCKS!

The clue's in the name...
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.

Claire - Have you handed in that assignment yet?
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!

by Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) June 18, 2005

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th

Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field

Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!

by IATEASHART June 2, 2023

Donkey Noodle

When somebody takes a pool noodle and inserts their human noodle into it and attempts to suck it from the other side of the pool noodle.

Johnny was donkey noodle-ing the other day.

by chuckenUwU February 2, 2024

Donkey punch

You bang your GF on the side of the head

Me: Yo i just donkey punched my gf

Friend: whats that

by 454331 May 9, 2019

Donkey fkn

donkey fkn (don•kee fuh-ken)

Used during doggy-style intercourse. from behind, you wrap her hair around your forearm and pull back slightly. Once either of you reach climax, you yell, "HEEEHAWW"

Ex. Long-haired women & men are great for donkey fkn.

by Reya D Bringer September 3, 2020