Work Date

An enjoyable break-time occasion at work where colleagues, often with a hint of mutual affection, share a meal or quality time together.

You: "Hey Judy, wanna take a break and play Smash Bros in the playroom?"
Judy: "Sure! Let's do that!"

(Oh man, you won! Good for you! It sounds like a fun Work Date moment!)

by TechHoppin February 29, 2024

Works

good or moral deeds.

"the Clapham sect was concerned with works rather than with faith"

by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025

Work like a monkey

Is when monkey is here and laptop is there.

Somebody on the soffa under cover sleeping or just there and at the same time working on the laptop, but it is on the other side of the sofa - you work like a monkey.

by other monkey December 26, 2020

Why does it only work for men?

Fat cocks? Women need to get tossed into the fat cock blender or it's patriarchy? Ok.

Hym "Why does it only work for men? Because there aren't enough fat cocks to go around. So it gets the not fat-cocks. But is it were to work for women, what would it look like? They fuck all of the fat cocks and then get free money from the men they didn't fuck. That's how women want dating to be. Everyone around you pays you to get shlonged by fat cocks. It's pornstar without the stigma."

by Hym Iam September 14, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Working On Myself Until They, As An Individuals Hate Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Working On Myself Until They, As An Individuals Hate Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Working On Myself Until They, As An Individuals Hate Me<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Wets work

When you take a power dump that's wet.

To after eating that taco bell I did mad wets work.

by Illuminated Echelon January 27, 2018

consequential work

Work that is discovered while original work is in progress and immediately takes priority over your original intent. Consequential work involves significantly more effort/time/resources than the original work required.

So I was painting the kitchen, when a chunk of the wall comes right off in my hand because hornets had built a nest and chewed right through the drywall. Luckily, the hornets weren't home, but I'm gonna have to get rid of the nest and patch the drywall before I can finish painting. Nothin' like consequential work, damn it!

by Wolfeadr December 31, 2016