douche casserole

A person who is being a retarded fuck at a certain moment. Possibly the only thing they have the braisn enough to cook and eat.

"Wow, Bill's a fucking douche casserole today, let's murder his family."

by J.M.P. June 11, 2006

douche bag

A squeezable bag at the base of a short tube. Used to clean the vaginal cavity.

After sex she cleaned herself with her Douche.

by Dark Maverik October 4, 2004

douche bag

Someone who has absolutely no idea that they are a total and complete 100% douche bag.

Tom says: "I think I am going to wear my blazer with my jeans to the bar tonight. Even though I only make $32 grand a year, I would like to portray myself as a millionaire."

John says: "Your a Douche Bag!"

by Nick Lupo April 7, 2008

douche parade

A parade of douchebags. A group of dudes who think they are a lot cooler than they are. Often intoxicated.

Isaac: Wanna come out to the Irish Rogue for St. Patty's Day?

Marty: No, I'm trying to avoid the douche parade.

by gmastamort March 24, 2009

Douche Haven

A place where douches live.

Where are these douches coming from?... Douche Haven

by Douchehaven November 17, 2016

douche tanker

A "douche tanker" is a sea vessel roughly the size of an oil tanker, but primarily used in the transport of massive quantities of douche. This term is used to describe the absolute douchiest of douches.

I've seen some douche bags in my life, but George Bush is a douche tanker!

by melloki76 March 13, 2009

douche blimp

A) Person who exceeds the average douche bag in his or her douchbagishness to a herculean degree.

B.) Solution to a situation in which the person you slept with is extremely likely to have an STD.

A.) You, sir, are a douch blimp.

B.) You, ma'am, are a (favorite or personalized adjective) douch blimp.

C.) What happened last night? Who was he? Oh my fucking fuck I dont need a bag but a blimp. A douche blimp.

by Nosie April 30, 2010