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A woman who likes blowing a donkey then biting its dick off, and enjoys every raw fleshy she can find covered in semen
"man that bitch just bit that donkeys dick off, ya what a cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch"
mugGet the cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitchmug.
The clue's in the name...
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.
Claire - Have you handed in that assignment yet?
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!
mugGet the Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey BOLLOCKS!mug.
One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"
mugGet the Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!mug.

River donkey

Someone who agrees with everyone even if they don’t agree.
Sarah says “I love the smell of shit in the morning”. Cody replies “ Yea same” ! Sarah creams “ Cody you’re such a river donkey!”
by Big Shtiff August 15, 2019
mugGet the River donkeymug.

donkey

a stupid yeaster that wants to be friends with shrek, but donkey is to ugly so he can't be one with shrek
urr look it da ugly donkey donker
mugGet the donkeymug.

Roaring Donkey

The act of having sex in the back seat of a moving vehicle
Jp had 4 roaring donkeys this weekend, consequently, now he needs new upholstery.
by Pop Top March 2, 2011
mugGet the Roaring Donkeymug.

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