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1. Obtaining your first high
Most people do not get high on their first few times smoking marijuana after you have obtained your first high you are now on your way up in the ranks.

2. Being present at a drug deal
A friend needs some sticky icky, to move to the second level in this 10 level trip to greatness you need to be in the same room with a drug dealer and his/her buyer and witness the transaction occur.

3. Scoring your own weed
At this point you feel like your a badass, your not, but its alright. to move to level three you need to have obtained both a dealers phone number and have purchased some green from them.

4. Buying your first smoking device (usually a pipe)
to enter level four you need to purchase a smoking device, a rough estimate that about 75% of people purchase a pipe at this point some ignore rules and jump to further levels like little fucknuggets, but its all good.

5. The first time you smoke by yourself
this is by far the level that sepperates the boys from the men, this level weeds(no pun intended) out the pussies who just smoke to look cool and the true future masters of the weed world.
ayo i bought my own weed im the shit!

no, no your not, u obviously know nothing about The first 5 levels of pot smoking
by Mr.Dirk As Fuck June 21, 2010
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5/19/13 Expect Us

The date for the end of the world as seen by a great prophet. It is being spread quietly so we can prepare for the end.
On 5/19/13 Expect Us (the horsemen of the apocalypse).
by Scavenger51913 August 2, 2010
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the 5 second seat rule

this is used when, in an area their are restricted seats. if someone was to stand up you are to count to 5 before you may use their seat
tom- oh man there is no were to sit!
dick- im going to make some tea
tom- 1 2 3 4 5 my seat!
harry- ha ha now dick has no were to sit,
i love the 5 second seat rule!
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Fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters

Masturbating, male masturbating. Manuela is the hand and her sisters are the fingers.
Hey man why were you taking so long in the shower?
I was fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters
by Elliottestarryeyes July 29, 2015
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Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules

The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.
I believe in Manjeetism, so i follow Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules.
by Manjeet The Almighty February 21, 2009
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5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!
by Bangboy December 30, 2009
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Figure of a 5 year old boy

A girl who has a flat figue that closly resembles that of a little boy.
That flat chested actress has the figure of a 5 year old boy.
by Tomahick November 22, 2005
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