National grab your boyfriends dick day

May 12th. The day where all you girls grabs your boyfriends little man

It’s national grab your boyfriends dick day

by markwasowzki May 9, 2019

Superhero day

A day to hype healthcare workers to excess.

Is the comic convention in town, or is the circus? What is with this superhero day bullshit, these healthcare workers are just people like everyone else.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021

national send dickpic day

13th april send dickpic day

molly: hey, you know what day it is?
nathan: no, what is it?
molly: it's national send dickpic day

by susan crossly April 12, 2022

National Retribution Paladin Day

March 13th is national retribution paladin day. Send your friends that play ret 5k gold as appreciation for their dedication to the light and bringing you the aura buff.

Bro it's national retribution paladin day, better send Derek some gold or he'll gquit!

by ratadin March 13, 2024

national fifa point day

When a girl buys fifa points for her boyfriend on the 22nd march which marks the 16th anniversary of FIFA Ultimate team and a number of packs come out.

Oh its the 22nd march, better buy my man fifa points as its national fifa point day

by godisgood2000 March 22, 2024

give ant a kiss day

September 25th. Todays the day to kiss this sexy black tall monkey man #Ant

It’s September 25th. Looks like it’s give ant a kiss day

by K3RON September 19, 2022

Day After Rape

when a girl has sex with a guy, regrets it the next morning, and calls him a rapist.

Typically cause she was caught cheating or because they were both drunk

Hey did you hear about Mike and Kenzie?
Yeah she was so into him and kept grinding on him at the party.

Yeah, they fucked but her boyfriend found out so she turned around and said he raped her.
Of course she did. Day after rape will get you every time

by The secret truth April 14, 2022