two rub glove

A girl who cums really quickly, comparable to a two pump chump.

This girl I was with last night came so quickly, totally a two rub glove.

by auroraxborealis October 3, 2017

Slow moving glacier

When you pull out and blow your load right at the top of her arse crack and slowly watch its work it’s way down. Like a slow moving glacier.

I went hard at her doggy before pulling out and creating a slow moving glacier

by KiwiJK November 8, 2017

To the glue

When someone or something is so disgusting, annoying or bad that you can't even entertain it.

Comes from the idea of horses being sent to the glue factory to make glue out of them.

A: "Carla's boyfriend cheated on her."
B: "eww what a skank. To the glue with him."

by Mrbumpn5 April 22, 2018

Went for the glove

To have done the famed "glove" handshake, a sign of compassion and warmth, often known as the "politician's handshake".

We had to shake hands with each of the teachers during graduation. You could feel the love when they went for the glove.

by Anonymous Kavignar February 5, 2018

activate the glutes

Tighten your butthole, because shits about to get real

Josh, you better activate the glutes when you banging your girl and she tries to check your oil!

by LilMudCricket May 26, 2018

Team Honey Glaze

The little bit of nut that oozes out when your super turned on once you have had this happen to you, you become apsrt of team honey glazed

When a baddie rubbs her ass aginst your meat and feel that wet part in your draws your probably honey glazed and are now a member of team honey glaze

by IsntAbeachThisIsAbathtub7.56 May 29, 2018

buckets and gloves

1. Protective equipment used when boxing for fun (usually a hockey helmet and boxing gloves)
2. Boxing with a friend (usually while drunk)

Let's put on the buckets and gloves and go for round two.

Hold my beer while I drop him in buckets and gloves

by sixtynineman June 7, 2018