fuck shorts

Fuck shorts are the comfortable, loose shorts you wear before, during or after fucking
Although ideal for fucking, these can be worn whenever for comfort and are perfect for the morning after a night of hot sex.

"This morning I saw Imran wearing fuck shorts...I know what he was up to last night!"

1: "Rufus, your nuts are hanging out of your shorts"
2: "They're not just shorts, they're fuck shorts"

"Wait, isn't that guy a virgin? Why's he wearing fuck shorts?"
"They aren't just for fucking, Ben."

by Ol' mate March 6, 2019

fuck

Fuck is to fuck the shit out of a girl and never call back

I’m going to fuck the shit out of you

by Cmsmdisuejeisisjsksi April 20, 2018

Fuck

something you do in funcking bed dumbass or use for curse words

secretly who ever says fuck you wants to fuck you dumb bitch ---_---

by Akaifoolishfun December 11, 2022

fuck up my narrative

To deliver facts that hurt my comfortable little bubble of idiocy.

Mike: I wish Republicans had at least the minimal level of respect for women and people of color...
Jen: Republicans picked up 10 seats in the House in the 2020 election. Most were women and people of color.
Mike: Don't fuck up my narrative!

by geekmalone December 4, 2020

fucked outta commission

when something is broken so bad it cant be fixed

bobby " i done drove earls tractor into the ditch and blowed er up"
Ricky "well it's fucked outta commission now you unintuitive fucknut"

by diggymac March 1, 2018

Fuck

When used during sex

“Fuck me harder daddy!!” yelled Quinn. “Oh, I will!” said Noah They started cumming and cumming and then Lily came into the room and all 3 of them started to moan and cum. Noah was so happy he told the 2 girls to start sucking each others tits while he sucked their sluts.

by Harder daddy HARDER FUCKKKKKKK January 3, 2023

Fucked

A force of physical failed shit.

I lived a fucked up existence?

by TheRealFuckerOfWord May 29, 2019