dirty jerp

The act of tying a fresh umbilical cord around your neck for the pleasure of asphyxiation while having sex with a cardboard cut out of Quinton Tarantino and watching transformers porn.

Man I was so horny lastnight I decided to do the dirty jerp.

by Turtlewizz April 9, 2020

Dirty Therecker401

When you friend pretends they screen share something cool and they screenshare por*!

Kristian did a Dirty Therecker401 yesterday!

by SmartDirtyLiam February 24, 2022

The Dirty Boyle

Getting so drunk that when you come home you piss, puke or shit all over the house, occasionally involving the children’s toys

I can’t come out tonight lads, the Mrs is still poised about the last time I came home and did the dirty Boyle everywhere.

by bsmsfunnelmaster September 29, 2022

Dirty bird

Male equivalent of a cameltoe or “frontal wedgie.”

“His shorts were so tight, he was rocking a hardcore dirty bird.”

by ciscokid18 October 5, 2025

dirty khala

The act of getting cheese wiz up your ass while you dance the luau

My favorite tradition is the dirty khala.

by Kittylover23 June 23, 2020

dirty clit

analogous to dirty dick, a female who has a previous sexual encounter, engaging in another sex act with someone else, without disclosing she hasn't washed in between.

when we were done, she ran home to her BF and gave him that dirty clit... she told me later he ate it!!!

by Mr. EcksEcks March 24, 2019

Dirty Omelette

When you take a shit them flatten it out and fold it like an omelette and beat off with it.

Dude:Bro I can’t find my pocket pussy and my girls away on vacation!

Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.

by Making it clap January 4, 2018