a wikian on the proseka wiki. she promises she's sane but im pretty sure thats a lie.
if you call her windows or use he/him on her, beware, for she is in your walls.
if you call her windows or use he/him on her, beware, for she is in your walls.
'yo windows is so sane'
'who tf is windows?'
'windows3.1tan??? on the proseka wiki??'
'did you just call her WINDOWS????????'
'um. yeah?? is that not the name???'
'yeah um. *points at her running towards you* you might wanna run'
'oh. i thought his name was windows...'
'HIS???'
'are those not his pronouns?'
'*points at her running to you at double speed* if you value your life, run.'
'who tf is windows?'
'windows3.1tan??? on the proseka wiki??'
'did you just call her WINDOWS????????'
'um. yeah?? is that not the name???'
'yeah um. *points at her running towards you* you might wanna run'
'oh. i thought his name was windows...'
'HIS???'
'are those not his pronouns?'
'*points at her running to you at double speed* if you value your life, run.'
by anonymous November 26, 2023
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Formula 1 driver from Canada by the name of Lance Stroll with the number #18. Current driver in the Aston Martin Aramco F1 Team
He got the seat due to his dad being a rich asshole.
He got the seat due to his dad being a rich asshole.
Person 1: And there goes Lance Stroll into the wall!
Person 2: Why do they allow a Window Licker in the car?
Person 2: Why do they allow a Window Licker in the car?
by ASPEN_33 September 12, 2024
Get the Window Licker mug.1. A malware combination of Spyware and Adware released by Microsoft for "security." To secure your data to data brokers and ads in your start menu, to secure money into Microshit's pocket. An OS used by NPCs who don't know any better and also trust things like Norton and McAfee. See also NPC and Shitware/Shovelware
2. A downgrade for your computer's OS, no matter what you're running. Has retarded hardware requirements because Intel had a deal with Microshit since they were tired of used Haswell CPU machines dominating their oligarchy, and slightly hurting their bottom line.
3. A failed abortion digitalized and used to rape our personal computers.
4. A gateway for Microsoft to do planned obsolescence, clearly taking a note from Apple.
5. Enshittified code that is thrown together by "gay retards" who want to chokehold the tech industry. See also: Google (but post-2020)
6. Shitware that no longer lets you own your computer, or do what you want with it. A digital scourge not describable using any modern language.
7. An excuse to switch to a Linux OS and mail a package of dogshit to Microsoft, who currently has a rapist mentality of forcing their shitty cock into your mouth
8. A disgrace to everything Bill Gates worked for before he left OS development and fantasized about shooting anti-sun dust into the atmosphere.
2. A downgrade for your computer's OS, no matter what you're running. Has retarded hardware requirements because Intel had a deal with Microshit since they were tired of used Haswell CPU machines dominating their oligarchy, and slightly hurting their bottom line.
3. A failed abortion digitalized and used to rape our personal computers.
4. A gateway for Microsoft to do planned obsolescence, clearly taking a note from Apple.
5. Enshittified code that is thrown together by "gay retards" who want to chokehold the tech industry. See also: Google (but post-2020)
6. Shitware that no longer lets you own your computer, or do what you want with it. A digital scourge not describable using any modern language.
7. An excuse to switch to a Linux OS and mail a package of dogshit to Microsoft, who currently has a rapist mentality of forcing their shitty cock into your mouth
8. A disgrace to everything Bill Gates worked for before he left OS development and fantasized about shooting anti-sun dust into the atmosphere.
1.) Person 1 "Hey dude, you upgraded to Windows 11 yet?"
Person 2 "No because I'm not fucking retarded."
2) "Fuck I just lost all my shit because dipfuck Microsoft raped my computer by installing Windows 11 without my consent."
3) Person 1 "I keep getting advertisements about gay, non-binary women on Windows 11. How can you be non-binary and a woman?"
NPC "I think it's nice they're being inclusive while spying on me and spoon-feeding ads to my incapable gaping asshole."
Person 2 "No because I'm not fucking retarded."
2) "Fuck I just lost all my shit because dipfuck Microsoft raped my computer by installing Windows 11 without my consent."
3) Person 1 "I keep getting advertisements about gay, non-binary women on Windows 11. How can you be non-binary and a woman?"
NPC "I think it's nice they're being inclusive while spying on me and spoon-feeding ads to my incapable gaping asshole."
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Get the Windows 11 mug.The anxiety of uncovered windows at night (eg- being scared someone will be looking at you through the window if you look outside at night)
by Zenny08 November 29, 2024
Get the window anxiety mug.It's a fake OS that (i think so) Verbose the Talking Cat made it (his video: When A Gamer Installs Windows 99), it is an hidden (fake) OS that looks so new, yet it is made from combining 2 old windows versions (Windows 98 and Windows 1.00), It has many bugs and glitches, but also, LORE, and any time you try upgrading or downgrading to something else, it blocks you from doing so, outages cant turn off the computer Windows 99 is in, so basically, Windows 99 is an secret (fake) OS hidden by Microsoft, and it has LORE.
1: Have you seen Windows 99, the Secret hidden OS?
2: I think so, the computer in my basement has it installed after i switched from Windows 1.00 to Windows 98
2: I think so, the computer in my basement has it installed after i switched from Windows 1.00 to Windows 98
by Duper NO! December 14, 2023
Get the Windows 99 mug.A Windows OS released on September 14, 2000.
During it's first months, there wasn't as much hate against it, but then people started to hate on it.
Why? because it was unstable and buggy, and most importantly, rushed.
It's Devs rushed it because they wanted Windows 98 users to have new features while waiting for Windows XP, which released later on October 25, 2001, with XP receiving much praise.
It ended support on July 11, 2006.
at least be slightly grateful of it because it gave us Windows Movie Player, and it walked like great-grandma, but so Windows XP could run like the flash.
During it's first months, there wasn't as much hate against it, but then people started to hate on it.
Why? because it was unstable and buggy, and most importantly, rushed.
It's Devs rushed it because they wanted Windows 98 users to have new features while waiting for Windows XP, which released later on October 25, 2001, with XP receiving much praise.
It ended support on July 11, 2006.
at least be slightly grateful of it because it gave us Windows Movie Player, and it walked like great-grandma, but so Windows XP could run like the flash.
One day in 2003....
Loonixtard: grrrr fuck Windows Me
Timmy: what? I'm using Windows Me. ok you know what? I'll upgrade to Windows XP or Windows 2000 if I see one more person making fun of me using it-
Loonixtard: SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX
Joey: Who remembers Windows Me-
Windows XP user: who uses Windows Me anymore?
Joey: but its only 2007-
Windows XP user: I know, but most people use XP, ok?
Loonixtard: grrrr fuck Windows Me
Timmy: what? I'm using Windows Me. ok you know what? I'll upgrade to Windows XP or Windows 2000 if I see one more person making fun of me using it-
Loonixtard: SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX
Joey: Who remembers Windows Me-
Windows XP user: who uses Windows Me anymore?
Joey: but its only 2007-
Windows XP user: I know, but most people use XP, ok?
by cvbnm07 December 16, 2023
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