Nuns Twat

Something that is very tight in the figurative sense, ie a bunch of musicians that are so good that their performance is bang on the money.

I went to see a great band tonight, they were as tight as a Nuns twat.

by Phillip Shilton April 28, 2011

Twat-swat

When a female cock blocks her female friend

Guuuuuuuurl....you know dat gurl Shanaynay
Yeah
Dat gurl twat-swated me at da club last night, he was all mine until she showed up

by Get-yo-gibs-on September 14, 2015

Twat flaubber

Broken rubber band

I couldn't finish my hair cause the twat flaubber hit me in the face!

by Twatflaubber July 21, 2015

Twatted

What THE famous tappers uses to explain when a tampon hit his head. Isn’t actually a word but it is in Tappers dictionary.

“Cause someone did and it twatted me off the Ed”

by Ifuckingloveewo January 20, 2019

Twat

A twat is a twat

Keith: I smashed my phone screen
Tariq: Keith,you are a twat

by 1:1 July 30, 2021

Triangular Twat Tickle

1. Basically like a circle jerk, but with women.

2. A Tupperware party or bunko night

Biff: Hey are you going to Debbie’s bean flick tonight?
Cindy: Oh you mean her Triangular Twat Tickle?
Biff: Yes
Cindy: No I have to pick up my kids from soccer practice, otherwise I would

by Carlosspicyweiner420 December 12, 2019

techer twat

When a University of Wyoming student sleeps with multiple Tech students and pretends to hate Tech students.

"Brenda is such a techer twat"

"I know that's like the 8th techer she slept with this week"

by Senior 2012 February 8, 2014