The Great Smurf Wars

An event caught in many segment by celebrated documentrist Jerry Springer in which segments of the smurf peoples went to war over ideological differences in regards to Marxism or Maoism and is it morally correct to call she-males smurfettes. The brutal affair claimed many and the streets ran blue with the snot/shit/blood/guts/tears/various body parts of the little buggers. May have gone unnoticed due to inconsequence height wise.

The Great Smurf Wars claimed enough Smurfmen that muffin mix companies just pick up the bodies and add them to their mixes being cheaper than blueberrys (see Smurf-Contra Affair).

by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008

The French Wars of Religion

an inter-ethnic civil war in France that ended in 1589

if you want something more interesting than The French Wars of Religion go back to the Crusades of the middle ages and fight people of a different ethnic group.

by Sexydimma November 5, 2019

New Word War

The non-violent war individuals and organizations which have the power to popularize a new word wage against one another by inserting new words—they craft to achieve strategic goals—into various forms of media to covertly persuade as many people as possible to do or not do specific things.

The New Word War is intensifying.

by but for October 1, 2017

World war 3

Essential a very powerful communist decides that the land next to his is also his, because he believes it is his ancient land so he decides to try and take control of said land.

Wasent Putin the cause of world war 3

by Rokman73 February 24, 2022

Civil War Beard

A growth of hair on a man's chin, cheeks, and sometimes the upper lip that is at least an inch in length and trimmed neatly. A beard that resembles pictures of soldiers of the American Civil War. Commonly worn by hipsters and Renaissance Festival participants.

"How can you tell that guy's a hipster?"
"He's got a Civil War Beard."

by coborn August 28, 2012

War On All Fronts

War against acne; When every section of your face is currently breaking out.

Dude 1: Hey bro, crazy party going on tonight. Theres going to be mad chicks. You down?

Dude2: Ah dude... I cant tonight. I'm fighting a War on All Fronts right now...

Dude 1: Just like Hitler bro.

Dude 2: true dat, true dat

by FML_Dude July 28, 2012

World War Three

AKA WW3, World War 3 is a war that is prolly gonna happen soon.
Iran vs america boys.
also btw activision u need to make cod ww2

Bruh World War Three gonna happen

by xx boris johnson xx January 4, 2020