weed shower

WHEN YOU STEAL UR DADS WEED AND SMOKE MARIJUANA FOR THE FIRST TIME SO YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SINK SHOWER BEFORE HE COMES DOWNSTAIRS AND BEATS UR ASS

Ang knew she would be in deep shit if her dad found out she smoked his weed, so she took a weed shower to mask her smell.

by AngeliaPulliam April 8, 2017

shower gravey

Masterbution in the shower

the wife wasn't in the mood so I made some shower gravey

by donkeyman1 April 20, 2017

shower shake

When you jerk off in the shower.

We're out of shampoo, this is going to be a rough shower shake.

by Jacky Dartz May 15, 2017

Shower Slingshot

when the ejaculate from a shower wank is stuck to your hand and the attempt to flick it off results in a bungee jump like extension.

i had a great wank this morning... had to clean the shower slingshot off the wall though

by Monopoly mayfair clickbait May 16, 2017

Hot shower

A shower, but with Venix inside.

I had a hot shower today

by /id/kontrolle June 23, 2017

Shit and shower

Taking a shit while showering at the same time. To prevent from being cold while taking a shit. (Swedish)

Jag körde en Shit and Shower i morse för att vakna till liv.

I did a Shit and Shower this morning to wake the fuck up.

by CreatorOfShitAndShower June 27, 2017

June showers bring scary tornadoes

an old saying

Man, those June showers bring scary tornadoes

by cool dude ste June 28, 2017