Shit in a bag

An expression to describe frustration with an idea or a situation that is equivalent to needing to taking a shit without a toilet.

Rory: "Courtney, we missed our bus stop."
Courtney:" Well, I'll just shit in a bag..."

by Luke1705 April 15, 2017

Shit you not

Used in conversation to emphasize that the story is NOT an an exaggeration.

"That's exactly how it happened. I shit you not."

by Kittykatzkrnrz May 24, 2017

Shit Girl

A girl who thinks she is having anal but is really shitting on the male genitalia.

Danny: "Holy fuck man I just dicked down a shit girl I'm fuckin' scarred."

by yuckyjames June 18, 2017

Shit toad

A small amphibious creature that makes a sound like a fart when stepped on.

Bloody Hell, someones stepped on a shit toad.

by Turryal June 27, 2017

shit fuck all

A regional term in the Canadian Maritimes and Southern Ontario. Meaning nothing, or very little.

Dude 1: How much gas do we have left?
Dude 2: We're down to shit fuck all.
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by Mikihailio June 21, 2017

Shit-Rip

The act of hitting a bong while taking a shit.

Biggin Shit-Ripped the hell out of his bong.

by Thickin August 4, 2017

shit town shuffle

A drinking session generally ending painfully or with ignominy and mainly situated in back street pubs populated by imbeciles and pensioners with no friends or social skills,usually situated in ,but not exclusive to ,dreadful , hasbeen seaside towns of which there are many in the U.K.,
Commonly abbreviated to S.T.S.

I suppose I shall spend my bank holiday doing the shit town shuffle

by RH BARON OF COBHOLM August 31, 2017