Russian Lumberjack

Take a shit, or multiple shits. Form shit(s) into a log shaped cylinder, then leave outside in a snowstorm for a few hours. Take now frozen shit log and stick it up person’s ass, then use your hand as an axe, sending shit and ice chunks everywhere that slowly melt

Oi blin, theres shit everywhere! I told you we shouldn’t have done the Russian Lumberjack

by BruhsandBruhdettes January 14, 2020

Russian disinformation

Scientifically proven solid facts that you can't prove or disprove so you label then as Russian disinformation.

Supposing you believe that the earth is flat, to you the simple scientific fact that the world is actually round that would be Russian disinformation. And if you disagree w the earth being round, you'll paint all people who believe that the world is round as Russian propagandists.

by Sexydimma March 18, 2022

Russian disinformation

What you call all stubborn facts that don't agree with your world view

Dude who believes in the earth is flat: yay the earth is flat. I won't believe anything else.

Normal dude: uh it's a scientific fact that the earth is round!

Flat earther: everything you said I disagree with so lets call the fact that the earth is round Russian disinformation! Yay the earth is still flat.

by Sexydimma March 19, 2022

Russian Paint Job

When you quickly lick from a woman’s butthole to her vagina and repeat back and forth. Use your tongue like a paint brush and move quickly because your are rushin’

I gave my tinder date a Russian paint job when we came back to my place.

by James Franklin 512 February 26, 2022

Russian-Rhino

The act of recieving a blow job and right as you start to have an orgasim you slam a fat load of meth...while on the effects of a rhino pill.... you have to get the timing just right but if you do ... it will ruin your sex life ...

So wanna trade for a Russian-Rhino ?

A Russian-Rhino is better than oxygen...
I would trade my last breath , for a Russian-Rhino...

by YourDaddy69rk March 31, 2025

pee like a Russian racehorse

A medical condition describing the copious diuresis experienced by postpartum women about 6 hours after delivery.

As a nurse, you should expect the new mommy to pee like a Russian racehorse within the first 24 hours after delivery.

by InstituteOfNursingParlance September 7, 2019

restless russian

Masturbating using 2 fingers and only touching the tip of the penis.

"Wow that 2mi gave me an restless russian last night!"- every gay man ever

by ite det kåååååke February 23, 2017