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purple monkey virus

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by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer February 22, 2022
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Purple Santorum

A sexual act performed through the female eating a high enough quantity of beets to turn her feces purple, and quite possibly staining her butthole. The male then penetrates the newly dyes purple butthole with his penis, creating the Purple Santorum.
My girl is chowing down on some beets right now, I'm getting a Purple Santorum for my birthday!
by Doc Toboggan January 6, 2012
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Purple Fever

When you’ve been suckin’ Barney off every day.
Person 1: “Dude, did you hear? Stacy’s got a mad case of Purple Fever.”

Person 2: “Wow. Third person this week.”
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Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger

Modern slang word for a nonbinary person that has a penis and purple hair dye.
Yo, did you hear about Machel? I hard he was a Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger.
by Turbocharger.qcow2 November 20, 2022
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Purple polo

The term used when Homosexuals want to have a group orgy consisting of more than 3 men.
When Homosexuals want to have an orgy they say, "hey who's up for a purple polo"
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Purple

Calling the sky purple might be more fun to some people than calling it blue, but its certainly not setting anybody straight to tell them the sky is purple, or to try and make an argument out of nonsense. Its also not really liberating to anybody to tell them the sky can be purple if they want it to be.
The country is still somewhat free enough that you can call the sky purple instead of blue without having your head examined (though not everybody has the luxury), though it doesn't really liberate anybody or set anybody straight to keep bullshitting them by telling them to try and think the kind of abstract thoughts you want to see them think about.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019
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Purple Vandy

Hah Purple Andy and Vanny make Purple Vandy
by VisualArchitect August 14, 2022
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