Poke the Pineapple

When one uses their phallus to poke another person's butt cheeks, but ends up prodding their sphincter instead

Person 1: Did Barry "poke the pineapple"?
Person 2: Yes, and he took our friendship to a whole new level...
Person 1: So he's out of the friendzone?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes

by GrizzlyArsenal July 12, 2018

Tight as a pineapple

A feeling meaning the person is all good and fine.

"How are you today?" Martin asked.

-"I'm tight as a pineapple." Walter replied.

by Masih April 12, 2019

The german pineapple

When a person has a miniature pineapple shoved in their anus while wearing a german SS uniform screaming NEIN!

I heard jimmy did the german pineapple

by III TTT June 19, 2020

slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences

It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own

by Sexydimma April 7, 2021

i.h8.pineapples

@I.h8.pineapples is the baddest bitch alive, they are relatable and they have a great sence of humor 😩
I would jump off a cliff to be your ibf tho I am shy and awkward - killuaswifeyhaha 😭

- I hate @I.h8.pineapples

- r.i.p you dead bozo

by Killuaswifeyhaha May 19, 2021

Pizza with pineapple

A phrase often used in place of anal sex.

“Hey babe, do you want to come over for pizza with pineapple?”

by Tamsin Riley June 13, 2021

i.luv.pineapples

emo.

kaeya simp gr woof gr

"im a xiao kinnie" "oh god is that i.luv.pineapples?"

by qu1ller July 11, 2021