Mike Veytia

a chivalrist chauvinist of sorts, a sex crazed maniac who often smells of pussy and is only after one thing.....at a time.

That guys a Mike Veytia and I should let him bang my girlfriend

by Wordonthestreets April 26, 2023

mike whitely

a cock loving bitch who is lord of games

ur being a Mike Whitely

by mike is a bitchassnigger December 17, 2008

Mike

When something looks super ugly

Eww that dog looks so mike!

by Ydinase April 29, 2025

Mike

A skinny bitch who wanks in the garden with his small dick while staring at pictures of his shitty mom who abandoned him when he was a little bitch.

Oh theres that bitch Mike

by Vertxツ January 21, 2020

Mike

A person who sees themselves for who they truly are.

She isn't disturbed by what you think of her. Of course she's a mike.

by Angel Gabe March 19, 2024

The Mike Tyson

When a girls sucking your dick you punch her in the back of the head and say "Mike Tyson".

I gave her the Mike Tyson

by Stickystuart11 November 22, 2017

Mike

Michael’s usually have a touch of the ‘tism

Person 1: why is Mike just sitting there in a corner?
Person 2: Not sure, although i have a cousin who does something similar at loud places. Maybe he’s autistic?

by Olive8 April 4, 2023