Mike Month

The month of June, previously known as Pride Month, now known as Mike Month. The celebration of Mike’s birth month, the best friend a person could have. The sheer power of Mike Month is a million times more iconic and influential than what was once known as Pride Month. It’s not homophobic because Mike Month was inaugurated by an official attaché to the gay community.

Happy Mike Month!!!! I can’t wait to see how we celebrate it this year. Let’s spend this month appreciating what a good friend Mike is.

by camdoodelbop June 1, 2022

Mushy mike

The act of vomiting into a cup, stretching a condom over it, and poking a hole at the top allowing a man to masturbate with it

Chloe always has the best puke. When she gives me mushy mikes it makes my cock so happy!

by Marniechan February 28, 2025

That's a lie, Mike

You know what a lie is Michael.

Hym "You're not doing it explicitly because I said I wouldn't validate your religion. You're miming the words but really that's all there is to it. So, that's a lie, Mike. You have no intention of ever doing your religion properly. I said it before and I was right. It's a prescription for others for an illness they do not have and that is exactly why the weaponized schizophrenia too. OH! You know what I just thought of something! Well, 2 things actually. But, I gotta cut this one short. You're a liar Michael. Hell for you and your kids."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

mike joyce

Is an English drummer. He is best known as the drummer for The Smiths.
He sued Morrissey and Johnny Marr because he wasn't paid the same as them, he is an amazing drumer and a sweet person but some of us hate him because he is the reason of why The Smiths will never reform, not even for 50,000 dollars

"Mike Joyce is an awesome drummer!"
"Yeah, I know, can we talk about the lawsuit?" I still love him

by Basilio13 April 19, 2017

Gentle Mike

A short in stature robust man with a tiny cock. More like to want to suck the skin off a mans cock that to hold hands with a women. Love a good meal and would take one oVer a women’s vagina any day of the week and twice on Sunday. A true believer in the power of love this guy loves love. He once said if he could be reincarnated he would want to be Cupid over in the fire island pines this guys lives cock and witches all cum shots were directed at his face.

Gentle mike took 5 massive loads and was begging for more.

by Dax’s November 24, 2021

Genius Mike

This is the smartest dude on the planet, possibly the galaxy. He is a great and loyal friend. He is in touch with the demons of the Goetia and a great spiritual guru. He is a unique and awesome individual.

That guy knows everything. He's hella cool. What a Genius Mike he is!!

by CkretAdmirer September 21, 2022

mike

MIKE IS THE BIGGEST LOSER ON THE ENTIRE EARTH AND EVERYONE HATES HIM. HE HAS PUSSY HAIR and he is HORRIBLE at basketball. even tho he thinks he is good he is really bad and no one likes him.
he never shares any homework with anyone because he thinks he is better than everyone and he thinks he has a giant dick but in real life it is MICROSCOPIC. he always tries to beat people in english and write more than them and decided to make his english narrative coursework on his poop getting stuck in his first dates toilet.
mike is not very kind and he loves to bully everyone and take pictures on peoples laptops without their permission
he also loves to sing but when people comment on it and say his singing is bad he starts to cry and goes to the bathroom to let out his feelings and cry. HE IS A CRYBABY.
he is also gay for anton
and lukas
and valdemar
both valdemars
and he loves tea
and loves saying "ahahahhahahaha" to bully aleixia and vigdis because he thinks its funny
and he loves snooping on peoples messages
thats all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: "my name is mike"
Me: *runs*

Mike: "my name is mike"
me: *slaps his face*

by amazinau March 8, 2022