The brown sky-light

Two people, a glass table, and a lamp with a 60 watt bulb are required
1: One person lays underneath a glass table
2: person two squats directly above person one's face
3: person two shits on the glass ( person two may or may not choose to wipe)
4: person two puts lamp on table,turns on
5: person two joins person one under table to bask in the brown light💩🌤️

6a:UV bulb may substitute for 60 watt bulb for that nice natural brown tan

Her skin looks lovely under the dusky hue of the brown sky-light

by Mick diggler June 12, 2022

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

if you're over here who's flickering the lights?

Squidward’s famous words before he got his bussy chopped off by the hash slinging slasher

“I am not flickering the lights you dumb shit”
“if you're over here who's flickering the lights?”

by Bakakakakakak April 28, 2021

Lighting a candle

Lighting a candle refers to someone farming in a hot tub

"Dude, did you just light a candle?"
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time."

by Omega Supreme July 8, 2024

true light

A male who has reached maximum light skin; the male can be any race/color but is a true light skin at heart

“he not even light skin , but he is a true light”

by jus the facts October 21, 2022

geeker light

A light usually L.E.D. that straps to ones head (geeker) so they can geek on things using both hands

Joe: gosh I'm tweeked the funk up and need to work on my mower but its dark... wish I had my geeker light

by 23over December 21, 2013

Light Yagami

He is hot, cool and intelligent.

God of the New World.

Light Yagami : I'll take a potato chip, and EAT IT!

by guacamolemelonapple November 24, 2021