Lesbian

A girl who likes another girl

Mya: I'm lesbian
Leila: me too wanna be my GF
Mya: ofc baby girl

by Ur mom's basement March 30, 2025

Lesbian Birthday

The saddest shit you ever saw.

Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."

Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.

by Djentile March 13, 2019

Lesbian Preschoolers

They ruin my sex life

THAT LESBIAN PRESCHOOLERS DIDN'T WANT TO DATE ME

by █𝑀𝒾𝓈𝒻𝒾𝓉█ November 5, 2019

Lesbian

(me)
A woman kisser who probably made their barbies do it when they were younger

Hi I'm a lesbian- Claire from derry girls

by Larrygarrybarry27 June 13, 2024

Lesbian

1. A woman who is attracted to women.

2. Casey Novak from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.

“I think Casey Novak is straight”
“Why the fuck would you think that?”

“Casey Novak is a lesbian and really into Olivia Benson”

by Spook The Spook December 8, 2024

Lesbian

When a girl likes a girl

Girl: I have something to tell you. A reason why this will never work.
Boy: What? There is no reason this will not work. I am in love so you have to be too!
Girl: Two reasons then. 1 You are selfish and want everything to be your way. 2 I am lesbian

by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023

lesbian

lesbian is someone who is not attracted to men at all. lesbians are so beautiful and valid ilyy <3

lesbians are so valid!

by louisdyke April 28, 2021