Jake

Jake = smattest

“Oh yeah Jake is so smat”

by Musicloverbish January 16, 2024

jake iminson

Jake Iminson is clever, cute, funny and smart. When he smiles you can’t help but smile back.

i Wish jake Iminson would ask me out!

by Orangerabbit77 April 9, 2019

Jake Gyllenhaal

He is the nastiest skank bitch I have ever met. Do not trust him, he is a fugly slut.

Taylor Swift: But the punchline goes, “I’ll get older, but your lovers stay my age.”

Jake Gyllenhaal: ...but no one my age will date me.

by Swiftie88 November 23, 2021

Jake B

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Na Man Thats Jake B

by Onyxmoment June 14, 2022

Jake

Jake is a beautiful loving person, he’s gay for sure. Jake is a boy you can trust, The most amazing person you'll ever meet. He's beautiful in every way possible. He can make you smile, even when you're both upset. He has the most caring heart despite being through so much pain. He's sensitive though so if you're lucky enough to ever be with him, treat him as well as possible. Oh and Jake is cool asf probably cooler then anyone

Person 1: “Jake is cool”

Person 2: “I know I wanna be friends with him”

by I love you so much <3 November 21, 2021

Jake Paul it

When you face fuck a woman and only last 30 or less seconds then proceed to never talk to her again.

Bro, Tommy totally Jake Paul it with Liza last night.

by Bro x3 April 13, 2021

Jake

A trashy man who acts like a nice guy, but certainly isn’t. Jake will follow you home from the grocery store because “he wanted your number”. Jake never goes to jail

Hey! I was leaving the grocery store and an when I got home it said an AirTag had been following me for 15 minutes. I ransacked my car and found the tag enscribed Jake.

by Longslit May 1, 2022