A combination of 'jacked up' and 'bogged down'. Jacked up and uneasy about things taking too long. Bogged down like a starved engine sputtering on its last bit of fuel. Unnecessary delays.
We got Jack-Bogged at that new restaurant, the food took so long.
The epiphany of fucktardedness and sheer stupidity, a jack diddly dipshit is someone who doesn't know what's going on 99% of the time and whom most things they do aren't bad, problematic or assholish. Is just pure, good, innocent... Fucking stupidity
Jimmy: **sends whole group on wild goosefhase for something that doesn't really exist.**
Jimmy:**gets back to table**
Everyone: jack diddly dipshit