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Jack Stubbs 

One silly motherfucker that has a lack of time on his hands, but rather a surplus of dicks.
Obama can be a real Jack Stubbs sometimes.
Jack Stubbs by The Unicorn Man October 22, 2013

jack freedom

The ability to masturbate without fear of recourse
He was happy to be living in the basement, as it allowed him jack freedom without fear of onlookers.
jack freedom by Jack Freedom May 10, 2014

Jack-Bogged

A combination of 'jacked up' and 'bogged down'. Jacked up and uneasy about things taking too long. Bogged down like a starved engine sputtering on its last bit of fuel. Unnecessary delays.
We got Jack-Bogged at that new restaurant, the food took so long.

time delay tardy
Jack-Bogged by Aurora Blew April 28, 2014

jack diddly dipshit 

The epiphany of fucktardedness and sheer stupidity, a jack diddly dipshit is someone who doesn't know what's going on 99% of the time and whom most things they do aren't bad, problematic or assholish. Is just pure, good, innocent... Fucking stupidity
Jimmy: **sends whole group on wild goosefhase for something that doesn't really exist.**
Jimmy:**gets back to table**
Everyone: jack diddly dipshit

Jack-off double feature 

When you masturbate two times in a row.
"I masturbated, and just after i finished cumming, I masturbated again. It was a jack-off double feature."

Jack pussy 

A guy who acts like a girl
Tell that Jack pussy to find his balls and man up.
Jack pussy by Breath39 October 5, 2016