Swag Jacked

the act of stealing someone else's swag without realizing. Most of the time done unintentionally. Can involve copying someones swag through clothes, speech, or personality

Dude he's wearing my same shoes and shirt!... I've been swag Jacked!

by Dthedancer September 22, 2010

Jacking off

When a young man or old man (can be both) get hard or also known as horny, they're penis starts to rise up. If they don't have anyone at the moment to help them with their needs, then they go to a private place such as the shower or their bed or also local wal-mart and go in a up and down motion on their penis. Causing them to feel the pleasure of having sex with a girl, or also feel the burn. When they reached their maximum pleasure a tasty substances called cum squirts out, and that is when he or she knows they are done jacking off.

Last night i could hear my dad jacking off

Me and your dad jacked off to porn last night

by iknowuwithallmymight May 17, 2010

gets jack

Fed up. Had enough of something

What happens when she gets jack of you being such a sook?

by Rainer67452 November 27, 2013

hungry jacking

The act of throwing raw biscuit dough at moving cars.

Let's drink some malt liquor and go hungry jacking tonight.

by ICT-TARA November 14, 2011

foetus jacking

A practice developed on the London railway system by women to gain preferntial seating during rush hour periods. It involves confronting male passengers and asking them for their seat on the grounds that they are pregnant.

Female passenger: "can I please have your seat. I'm pregnant." (Whole carriage stares at man)

Male pssenger: "stop with yer foetus jacking, miss. I'm gonna need to see a copy of the ultrasound photo"

by The Gonzo Lecture March 9, 2010

Mad Jack

The dark and evil counterpart of Samurai Jack. He only appeared in one episode called ''Jack VS Mad Jack''. Mad Jack is a badass, a samurai, an illusion, a clone and a master of all fighting skills. He is also mysterious and rowdy.

Mad Jack is cool but he's so angry

by CollectorofSouls November 11, 2014

Flippin Jacks

Polite, non vulgar way to say "FUCKING JACKASSES."
Any group of people who are idiotic and moronic etc.
People who are stupid jackasses, idiots.

Can you believe those flippin jacks?
No, somebody needs to de-existify them!

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009