Fryer pan hair

Hair that is excessively greasy. it looks like this person hasn't showered in weeks.

John: Hey look at Fred's hair...
Jake: Yeah, he's got that Fryer pan hair

by Tuhmos with a U March 5, 2011

Garrett's Hair Gel

1. The main ingredient of cheetos
2. Cancer cure
3. Phat poot

Let me take a hit of Garrett's hair gel.

by GrotSner October 2, 2019

A dog shedding hair

Their just giving magical fibers of joy

A dog shedding hair is the po po

by This is the fbi so open up February 28, 2019

juicy ball hairs

what i have

Isaiah-God damn, Jake has some very juicy ball hairs!

by BlackBalls1111 March 20, 2022

Ass-Hair Mullet

An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.

Ex. Thomas has elected against upgrading to the office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an Ass-Hair Mullet so thick, pelt-like and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.

by Gaunche January 1, 2022

Butt hair harmony

the symphony of butt hairs when releasing a massive fart.

"my butt hair harmony is on a different level if you know what I mean."

by fartbootypenis April 28, 2021

dare to have hair

The best virgin hair ever to be purchased on this plant! Anything else but dare hair is a insult to a humans head. If you ever want to add fullness, inches, definition, extensions, or length to your hair. You only need to Dare!

Girl if it's not Dare To Have Hair, it's not Good hair!

Dare Dolls are better!

If it's not Dare Hair, you don't got good hair!

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by Hallie Bryan April 23, 2017