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Ghetto Gospel

A faggot, plain and simple. Aww, too bad he bends over and takes it so much. What a cocktease.
Ghetto gospel? Yea I know him, he's the ass pirate who packs Haverford fudge.
by George4612 September 6, 2005
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Ghetto Fabulous

"I don't know, the way that girl talked pissed me off. I felt like I fell into the land of ghetto fabulous. Made me want to slit my throat."
by Rayne May 7, 2005
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ghetto blaster

a tattooing gun usually made of a #2 pencil, baby shampoo, and and electric razor
Jenny: I need to get this tattoo of Johns name covered up. I'm dating Tom now!!

Wayne: I can take care of you right now, I have a ghetto blaster in the bathroom.
by Psuedo anon January 24, 2011
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Casual Ghetto Dancing

Dancing with your ghetto booty while being ultra chill about it
Oh, ya know, just some casual ghetto dancing.
by ktynablondye January 1, 2013
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Ghetto Peanut Butter

Street for crack or purified cocaine
oh, hombre! You got that ghetto peanut butter?

Yeeaaaahhh brah. You come back here around 4 o clock ill have it up, boyo.
by amazingRICKYdog June 30, 2011
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Woke up in the ghetto

Meaning 1: Waking up with your head at the foot of the bed. The upper part of the bed is generally where you lay. It is considered more luxurious because of pillows, stuffed animals, etc, therefore being "wealthy". The foot of the bed typically doesn't have anything adorning it, so therefore it is "poor", thus being the ghetto. Can also be referred to as "Christopher Columbusing", as you are in a place you haven't been in before.

Meaning 2: You woke up in the actual ghetto of a city.
Guy 1: "Dude I was so wasted last night. I woke up in the ghetto this morning.

Guy 2: At least you didn't actually wake up in the ghetto.

Guy 3: I'm always Christopher Columbusing. I party every night.
by 1364gds February 12, 2014
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ghetto Clorox wipe

"Hey do you have a Clorox wipes?"
"No but you can make a 'ghetto Clorox wipe'."
"Wat's that?"

"Just get some hand sanitizer and put it on a tissue."
by anonymous December 27, 2020
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