by George4612 September 6, 2005

"I don't know, the way that girl talked pissed me off. I felt like I fell into the land of ghetto fabulous. Made me want to slit my throat."
by Rayne May 7, 2005

Jenny: I need to get this tattoo of Johns name covered up. I'm dating Tom now!!
Wayne: I can take care of you right now, I have a ghetto blaster in the bathroom.
Wayne: I can take care of you right now, I have a ghetto blaster in the bathroom.
by Psuedo anon January 24, 2011

by ktynablondye January 1, 2013

oh, hombre! You got that ghetto peanut butter?
Yeeaaaahhh brah. You come back here around 4 o clock ill have it up, boyo.
Yeeaaaahhh brah. You come back here around 4 o clock ill have it up, boyo.
by amazingRICKYdog June 30, 2011

Meaning 1: Waking up with your head at the foot of the bed. The upper part of the bed is generally where you lay. It is considered more luxurious because of pillows, stuffed animals, etc, therefore being "wealthy". The foot of the bed typically doesn't have anything adorning it, so therefore it is "poor", thus being the ghetto. Can also be referred to as "Christopher Columbusing", as you are in a place you haven't been in before.
Meaning 2: You woke up in the actual ghetto of a city.
Meaning 2: You woke up in the actual ghetto of a city.
Guy 1: "Dude I was so wasted last night. I woke up in the ghetto this morning.
Guy 2: At least you didn't actually wake up in the ghetto.
Guy 3: I'm always Christopher Columbusing. I party every night.
Guy 2: At least you didn't actually wake up in the ghetto.
Guy 3: I'm always Christopher Columbusing. I party every night.
by 1364gds February 12, 2014

"Hey do you have a Clorox wipes?"
"No but you can make a 'ghetto Clorox wipe'."
"Wat's that?"
"Just get some hand sanitizer and put it on a tissue."
"No but you can make a 'ghetto Clorox wipe'."
"Wat's that?"
"Just get some hand sanitizer and put it on a tissue."
by anonymous December 27, 2020
