gay Carter

A short hobbit like character with a medium Penis, but it cannot fit in anything because its so fat. Also sucks off his best Asian friend.

Oh crap, is that a gay Carter with his asian friend slobbing???

by Joe Is The Name October 7, 2019

Gay Date

Similar to a “playdate”, only with all guys. This shameful act can be observed in a suburban neighborhood when husbands all meet on one neighbors swing-set accompanied by their children to hang out and speak amongst themselves. Most likely each of them have been sent out of their homes with their kids inbound because their overworked stay-at-home mommy wives needed some “me time” to recover from the harsh reality of their disappointing happily-ever-after’s. Of course, topics of discussion between these pussy-whooped, sad excuses for men would never include anything like: sports, movies, music, tits, cars, or anything else normal men talk about….and worst of all, no alcoholic beverages are consumed by any of them. Anyone involved in this act can only count the minutes until Monday morning comes, and they are able to return to their comfy cubicles so that they can work 10 hours a day in the corporate prison that offers the only escape from serving the lifetime sentence from their marriage.

Wow, it looks like all the neighbors are having a gay date again in their backyard. Lame!

by Mancave Movie Madness May 27, 2017

gay parrot

Someone who mooches rides off people, because they are too lazy to get there license, they doesn't appreciate others opinions and believes the world revolves around them ; usually is a male that tends to like male celebrities or athletes, and you know he rides the wave

The gay parrot won't fuck off, he just expects rides from others without paying for gas; chirping and shit as he takes the aux so he can play his favorite person, Drake. What a gay parrot, am I right?

by Geremy landforth March 21, 2017

gay penis

Why did you search this up?

James: May gay penis is a footlong
Sensible Person: Dude wtf your girlfriend is here

by Don't Trust Strangers April 21, 2020

gay rattlesnake

Fabio enchilada, the man who played George Lopez in the hit series Wizards of Waverly Place

guy 1: Shit dude, I need a burrito
guy 2: you paying?
guy 1: fuck you, you gay rattlesnake

by everythingsetup January 27, 2021

hit the gay

When one tries to enter bed and magically appears lying in bed (one different to the original bed they were trying to enter) on top of a homosexual of the same sex. This will lead to a very steamy encounter regardless of the first subjects sexual orientation.

Or maybe its auto correct... IDK

"hey man, I hit the gay real late last night."
"you did what?"
"yeah, he was KWEEN" OR "oops, autocorrect hay*"

by Obo909 November 20, 2017

gay reacharound

The best feeling in the world. A gay reacharound is when a dude is fucking another dude in the butt while playing with that dude's dick. The prostate pleasure of getting fucked makes the handjob more intense and the top sliding his lubed up hand up and down the bottoms dick makes the top's dick feel so good inside his butt. This causes a vicious cycle of pleasure that makes the guy getting fucked moan loudly with pleasure and ends with him cumming all over. The dude fucking him can feel the bottom's boy pussy clenching on the top's dick and it makes him creampie the bottoms bussy.

Straight man: Dude what the fuck is wrong with you. We could all hear you moaning with pleasure all the way across the street while your boyfriend gave you the gay reacharound. Now all my frat brothers are giving each other reacharounds to see what it's like.
Gay man: I couldn't help it, it felt so good when my boyfriend gave me the gay reacharound and came inside my butt.

by reacharoundaholic September 12, 2023