jack shower

When you jack off in the shower

I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while

by #4Choclvr September 16, 2017

shower elbow

Shower elbow is when you masturbate in the shower and bang your elbow on the wall or the soap dish, etc. Can be pretty painful.

I went too hard this morning and got freaking shower elbow!

by r0mediddy September 21, 2017

freshman shower

Smelling horrid and masking that with a dickton of axe.

Fuck nigga, Johnny smells like nutsack and cologne. Bitchboy gave himself a freshman shower

by ooothatboi October 24, 2017

Legos in the shower

Jizz that's dried out and hardened on a shower floor.

Shira swore she'd never shower second again after almost stepping on the Legos in the shower.

by Puntmuffer October 24, 2017

Anti-business shower

A business shower but it's hot and steamy and is filled with loads of loving. Or a shower between two people for the only reason to have sex.

Tom is in the shower. Jane walks to the bathroom. She gets in the shower with tom.

Tom: " Woah woah!"

Jane: " Come on let's have an anti-business shower! "

by chandlerjgomez March 29, 2017

casper shower

When a guy shoots a load on a females face will wearing glasses

I gave her a casper shower last night

by Dsnutz37087 March 31, 2017

weed shower

WHEN YOU STEAL UR DADS WEED AND SMOKE MARIJUANA FOR THE FIRST TIME SO YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SINK SHOWER BEFORE HE COMES DOWNSTAIRS AND BEATS UR ASS

Ang knew she would be in deep shit if her dad found out she smoked his weed, so she took a weed shower to mask her smell.

by AngeliaPulliam April 8, 2017