I-five

1. Pleasuring oneself while driving on an interstate, expressway, or highway.
2. Jerking off in the middle of traffic – particularly a stop light.

"Dude, the trip flew by so fast after I got off on the I-five."

by The Black Moth October 7, 2008

Thank you, five!

A phrase theatre kids will often use to confirm with the person speaking they have heard what has been said.

“Okay everyone, we’ll take a five minute break and back to rehearsal.”
“Thank you, five!”

by cecelius September 8, 2025

Five dollar killers

People who would kill anybody for a little change. People of low intelligence and shifty moral character.

Damn y'all are some five dollar killers yo.

by Sammy Uncanny May 9, 2018

Hit five

Markiplier did in fact hit five when playing Ultimate custom night pt. 2. Aka meaning you did something, doubted yourself then to realized that you were right in the first place

I totally hit five when I answered that question from the teacher

by cici_me February 2, 2022

Five It

To finish a (especially alcoholic) drink.

Yo, Obama! Last day of the presidency. What are you gonna do with that expensive bottle of liquor?
OBAMA: I'm gonna fuckin' five it.

by tedooooooooooo June 18, 2016

Triple Five Group

A Ghermezian group that goes around taking JML loans and failing to pay them back. Meanwhile starting large construction projects resulting in the destruction of the Everglades.

You seen Jacob? Yea he just Triple Five Groupe $90Mil.

by skizimus September 16, 2022

Five head

A five head is when you are able to put your hand on youre head and fits without touching youre eyebrows or your hair line.

Steve:whos that?
Mike:thats Stacy. She's got a five head
Steve:I can tell

by Wowza! Thats crazy! October 18, 2019