david har string

A common phrase to describe a person who is annoying or has a long neck.
The phrase has its origin in swedish and is used alot in especially bjärred

Alex: "Look David har string!"
Carl: "Haha his neck will probably snap"
David: "Stop it guys! "

by DerNigglet April 12, 2019

David Chung

Dave Chung, or more commonly known as "Big Chungus" or "Dave Chungus" is a DANGEROUS species. They often originate from South Korea, although North Korea is also a well-known origination location. They were originally discovered by Charles Darwin in 1789, and although not able to speak English at first, their first ever recorded words (in 1964) are said to be "bit too", and "yeah REALLY good" decoded by the Korean lingust Il-Sung-Po. They are a loving yet aggressive organism and sometimes can even break windows (if they too passionately support a football team). Most Davids support Man United and have a passionate hatred for all other teams. They also get drunk very easily after consuming one-eighth of a mexican 1968 ice-cold corona.

"Steer clear of David Chung, Rashford just scored a penalty!!!!"
"David Chung, you're not actually injured! Oh BIT TOO, I've done my knee"
"Hey have you seen David this weekend? I think he's in bed mate"
"Have you done something with your hair Dave?"

by gloryglory1878 March 7, 2019

david

a smelly piece of shit

i saw a david hiding in that bush, be careful!

by chig2 March 10, 2019

Mr David Chavez

Mr David Chavez is a really good director and is an amazing person. He’s best friends with everyone and can get you to smile as fast as Thanos snaps. He has helped many people improve their acting skills and he is an amazing person to work with and talk to. He has an ambition to always make the best of everything and he has more power than god himself. He is a very responsible adult. He also makes the MOST FUNNIEST jokes and puns in the whole world. He’s def a cool kid 😎

Oh yeah that Mr David Chavez dude directed that good musical.

by Mwegegegegege March 12, 2019

dr. david haskell

A biologist who wrote a book that tortures high school students

Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"

by DavidDoctor March 17, 2019

David Cameron’d

To mess up a perfectly working system

When a group of people are working on a project which is working perfectly and someone fucks it up. “THEY’VE DAVID CAMERON’D IT.”

by Anonymous Elephant April 23, 2019

David Stefannypack

A lovable, caring, hardworking boy, who knows a thing or two about gaming, moss, moths, & legos. He also has a very nice beard & great eyebrows. Is very loved in return by Nymph.

"Wow, you're the coolest person i've ever met, you must be David Stefannypack!"

by Spillled Milllk April 26, 2019