cunt cheese

Every young lad must venture out on a journey to find himself in this world. On this journey he finds many things. One of these is the woman which he will take as his wife. While wondering young men will catch the scent of a womans vagina. This vile scent is actually the cunt cheese which resides within a womans cunt. As a mouse is drawn to limburger, so a mans penis is drawn to the cunt cheese. As a man eats/conquers the cunt cheese, he stakes his claim on her.

You can smell her cunt cheese from a mile away.

by Jbsmalls February 19, 2009

Cunt Tart

A combination of Cunt & Tart.
They seemed to flow well together and it kinda taked the edge off calling someone a cunt.

Erika, quit bein such a cunt tart!

by Erika January 8, 2004

cunts trick

An act of pure evil out of spite

After Mary had finished making Hubert's main meal . Mary perfomred a cunts trick and stirred his cup of coffee with her tampax which had been in use for a week.

by paul smog September 25, 2006

Wee cunt

Someone or something under the height of 5 foot 6 who is an asshole

That wee cunt is an asshole

by Dubliam August 13, 2019

cunt monster

someone who pounds a chick's pussy without any show of mercy

"Larry is such a fucking cunt monster!!"

by Chase Manley June 12, 2006

cunt snuggler

To use a girls snatch as a pillow

Becky passed out naked on Larry's bed so that cunt snuggler used her snatch as a pillow!

by I'm the best skier on the MT September 28, 2011

cunt-stable

any law enforcement officer

what seems to be the problem cunt............stable.

by manfat June 28, 2003