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After Mary had finished making Hubert's main meal . Mary perfomred a cunts trick and stirred his cup of coffee with her tampax which had been in use for a week.
by paul smog September 24, 2006
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A bird who you can pull without trying and can be defined as easy
Miss Thomas was as easy as a two peice jigsaw.


by paul smog September 21, 2006
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