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Cherry Crotch

Another version of moose knuckle AKA male camel toe. When a male's pants are too tight and it splits their balls, causing a bulge in their crotch, resembling a pair of cherries.
Woah guy, fix that cherry crotch!
by f_ire_Ball_69 June 9, 2021
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Lane Crothers

It Illinois State university, make sure you never take Political Sciences otherwise you’ll meet the man that killed comedy. After taking his class throughout a semester, I have never gotten better sleep and never laughed once. If you laugh, you’re a nerd who wants to bump up their grade. I can’t listen to any more of his jokes about how the “framers” didn’t kill eachother for a slice of pizza. Now wish me luck cause I have his class now. Wish me luck. Either I’ll be watching some MLB or trying to time up cricket noises to the awkward silence after his horrible jokes.
I had a class with Lane Crothers once, he is the most unfunny guy I know.
by Lane Crothers September 15, 2021
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Lane Crothers

It Illinois State university, make sure you never take Political Sciences otherwise you’ll meet the man that killed comedy. After taking his class throughout a semester, I have never gotten better sleep and never laughed once. If you laugh, you’re a nerd who wants to bump up their grade. I can’t listen to any more of his jokes about how the “framers” didn’t kill eachother for a slice of pizza. Now wish me luck cause I have his class now. Wish me luck. Either I’ll be watching some MLB or trying to time up cricket noises to the awkward silence after his horrible jokes.
I had a class with Lane Crothers once, he is the most unfunny guy I know.
by Lane Crothers September 15, 2021
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jumpy crotch

When a hoe leapfrogs from one man to the next and being promiscuous and shit.
Dude 1: Damn, she being a jumpy crotch hoe fooling around with every man in town.

Dude 2: Hey, that's my wife!

Dude 1: Sorry, man, you done got cucked. I even got my share off her.
by Fly Felix February 18, 2022
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Gucci crotch

A vagina that is so fine it had to be made by gucci.
The chick I took home last night had that gucci crotch!
by Pendleton March 4, 2022
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Fire Crotch

The explicit sucking of thy dick and lighting pubic hairs on fire, in hailing the smoke while sucking
Dude! Me and Michaels mom tried the fire crotch last night! That was fun as fuck! I love BDSM
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doublewide crotch

This came from my coworker mishearing me say "doublewide garage".
Definition - When cameltoe and moose knuckle don't cover how large the wedge is.
Damn man, she's way past moose knuckle! That's a doublewide crotch!
by manicpolarbear71 January 31, 2023
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