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Mexican Crack

Crack usually mixed with beans and spices to give give it a spicy flavor.
Drug Dealer: Wanna buy some crack?
Crack Addict: Sorry man I only use Mexican Crack.
Mexican Crack by TheWindSoldier April 11, 2010

ass crack of dawn 

Redonkulously early in the morning. Often it is still dark out. Commonly used when one must wake up early after a night of drinking, or getting up to go on a trip. Also can be referred to "Oh dark hundred"
Person 1: "Dude, what time do we have to get up tomorrow?"
Person 2: "The freaking ass crack of dawn."
ass crack of dawn by K.Spence June 11, 2006

Plumber's Crack 

the but crack that is visible when one is either crouching or sitting resembling a plumber fixing a toilet. Usually causes one to be grossed out unless your into that kind of stuff.
Steve-"Dude I'm about to puke from looking at that girls plumber's crack"
Josh-"I know man it's disgusting!"
Steve+Josh-"Pull up your pants!"
Plumber's Crack by BSTN STEVE June 10, 2009

Back Sack'n'Crack 

Three words defining the hair removal procedures involved in hair salons of a male from the areas of the carpet back, ballsack and butt crack.

Usually coupled with a hairless jock area.
'You're a fucking hairy cunt'
'No way dude, I'm off on a jolly this weekend at a health spa. As part of the package I'm getting the 'ole back sack'n'crack'
'I hear that'

Radioactive Crack Monkey 

A man who is acting extremely hyper and social, though they are usually calm and detached.
I say, Tom sure is being one hell of a radioactive crack monkey today.

cotton ass crack 

Cotton Ass Crack or more commonly refered to as a crusty asshole is when, like cod mouth, your asshole becomes dry and skin starts to peel resulting in a burning and itching sensation on and around the asshole.
Dammit Ronda, get your lazy fat ass over here. My COTTON ASS CRACK itches like a mother-fucker and its peeling all over the damn couch.
cotton ass crack by NICMOZ May 27, 2008