pan-cake

a person who is unliked. a bitch ass mutha fucka. a pussy.

Dat pan-cake nigga fred aint gon fight me?! Wat a bitch.

by TED D May 26, 2006

cheese cake

non-italian. someone trying to be tally. see monjacaker.

bunch of cheese cakes here tony. lets mob to carmines for barbera's signature dish of spaghetti and meatballs.

by smallercitydimmerlights April 13, 2008

Cake Rape

(n.) A situation in which cake is promised, but death/rape/fail occurs instead.
(v.) To promise cake but offer only death/rape/fail instead.

The video game Portal is one big Cake Rape.

by OwenSael November 12, 2009

Douche Cakes

Eric Richard....a fag a d-bag...he is really gay and everyone hates him...

Me-Hey you know douche-cakes
Everyone-yea eric is gay

by M.C.Falagan May 05, 2005

cake mix

This is where two people are having intercourse, and a person comes up and cracks an egg on the girl. Then, they throw cake mix all over her and yell, "Cake Mix!!!"

So, me and my friend cake-mixed this bitch last night.

Oh no, not the cake mix!

by Will HHHHHHH September 30, 2006

pants cake

the act of shitting one's pants and sitting upon it, causing it to become flat like a cake

"dude, what's that smell??"

"oh i went poopy. i sat on it too. it was good."

"oh you mean you made a pants cake?"

by xbobxcorex May 30, 2006

Cake Decorating

The act of taking a used condom, poking a hole in the end and using it to decorate a cupcake (or if there is enough an entire cake).

A male who does this is referred to as a snausage.

See snausage for proper example.

by Skeezer September 14, 2003