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Boner Bummer

A sexually teasing moment on TV, movies, and real life that ends before it get enjoyable/good. Sexual disappointment
The movie had one hot scene, but it was a Boner Bummer
by Jonas hoss August 16, 2015
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Batman of boners

A man who is attracted to the male sex organ but is very discreet about it
Bro, have you heard Boris is a Batman of boners!?
by Officer Klaus August 7, 2022
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Mod Boner

A moderator who's on a power trip.
Mostly used on reddit and discord.
Guy 1: "Ayo,that dude has a huge ass mod boner."
Mod: *Guy 1 has been banned for sexism.*
by CombineTheElite August 2, 2021
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stage boner

a term used for when a person feels attraction to another person while that person is performing/singing
devin gives me such a stage boner!

when josh was singing that one note i got a massive stage boner!
by morrisgillian June 15, 2018
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Golf boner

The act of becoming aroused by golfing or thinking about golfing.
Jim canceled his date because he got a golf boner on the way home from work.
by HinckleyHappy December 20, 2022
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withdrawal boner

To experience random, non-provoked boners as a result of not masturbating for a long time.
No-nut-November is really getting to me man. I'm already getting withdrawal boners.
by joethenotsohoe November 1, 2017
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#jesus boner

When you want to get up in there...but you are too wasted. You pray to Jesus to give you a massive boner.
"I'm tweeting Jesus for a #Jesus Boner. Please give me the strength to fuck the chick/dude."
by TheBonePolice January 9, 2019
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