Family boner

When one gets an accidental, raging hard-on/slippery-sloop in sight of an indecent family member.

"It was weird...he got a family boner when my towel slipped off. It was so embarrassing!"

by leeislove April 3, 2015

boner trap

When a guy gives up his happiness or possibility at success in order to bone a girl.

Jimmy: Yeah he didn't want to join our team because he wanted to be with Jennifer.
Corey: Dude, he got boner trapped.

by coherency September 5, 2018

Boner Fumes

When a male gets such an intense erection, that his dick crack opens up slightly, from which the sour, bleach smell of his pre-ejaculate can be nasally detected

“Craig (roommate), either turn off the porn or put a thumb on your dick-hole, cause this apartment is lousy with Boner Fumes”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Boner snitch

The person that reports your boner to a teacher, officials, authority figure etc.

Krystle told her teacher that Rainier was trying to hide his boner, after bumping into her in P.E class. So he called her a boner snitch.

by Shengnu4u September 8, 2019

Stoner Boner

When a person is high and gets horny

Person 1: Bro, are you hard?
Person 2: Don't worry about, it's just a Stoner Boner

by JFKXp3r13nc3 May 3, 2020

Loner Boner

The phase where one enjoys being alone and not in a relationship. After being single for many years enjoying the lone times and fearing the loss of that if they get into a commitment.

Why is Alison single, is she seeing someone? Nah she got the loner boner

by Socio-psychopath April 27, 2021

Boner hours

The early morning and late night hours where guys make terrible decisions based on their uncontrollable boners.

(i.e. as soon as they wake up In the morning or as they lay awake lonely at night).

These ghosts have been coming out of the woodwork, but I don’t take texts sent during boner hours seriously.

by Larz in Charge May 19, 2020