The act of driving home before the effects of consumed alcohol start to set in (e.g.: you're not drunk yet, but if you don't get home quick, you're fucked).
Dude 1: "Dude, what happened to you at the party last night? You sure took off quick, did you get home OK?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I had to race the beer home. Another twenty minutes and I'd have been blitzed."
Dude 2: "Yeah, I had to race the beer home. Another twenty minutes and I'd have been blitzed."
by JunkyardECM November 1, 2010
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“Bro be safe with those shots of vodka you don't want the Russian Beer Midget to appear and penetrate ya!”
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Person 2: You mean old man beer?!
Person 2: You mean old man beer?!
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Get the beer bong bonding mug.In lieu of a 21 gun salute (i.e. lack of firearms and ammo) the 21 beer salute is sometimes performed by the bros of a fallen comrade. A group of seven bros shotgun three beers each. 7 times 3 equals 21, thus the name 21 beer salute.
When the crew lost Chad the bros gathered to pay their respects to their fallen bro by performing the 21 beer salute. they then proceeded to get kicked out of the wedding reception by security for partying too hard.
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