Lazar Beam

Lazar Lazar

MrFreshAsian is Lazar Beam son

by portfolio March 22, 2021

Anal beads

Beads that fit in your ass

I put anal beads on my ass

by Zer0_Raptor May 27, 2021

The Beard Principle

If you kissed, your facial hair will start growing faster and stronger.

Man 1: wow! Since when u gout this beard?
Man 2: oh I've kissed last week
Man 1: oh, so it gotta be The Beard Principle!

by Thenutmaker June 18, 2021

Nyan_Beam

Nyan_Beam is my wife and she is one of the best people and helped me through tough times.

Nyan_Beam is a great person! Nyan_Beam is my wife and I love her very much!

by KazuhasAnemoVision August 17, 2021

beatoff beads

Wooden beads that are, after being lubed up, worn on the wrists and rotated repeatedly in order to sensationalize a phallus or clitoris.

Jordan Rose really had a knack for those beatoff beads he used multiple times a day.

by OGdumplingBoy September 24, 2021

dick beard

a dick beard is a birth defect that occurs when the baby’s mother is a whore this results in the baby having a “beard” made out of male reproductive organs. (the reproductive organs can be functional if the penis has a pair of testicles hidden under the chin

“look at that retard, he has a dick beard ahah”

by doctor johnny October 17, 2021

Low Beaming

The act of being in a dimly lit space.

He was over there, low beaming.

by LowBeaming November 23, 2021