Why did the Jews kill Christ

Did you figure it out Sam? You figure out why the Jews killed Christ?

Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"

Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

Magellan's Jew

A Jew that tries to give you directions when they are obviously wrong.

Magellan's Jew was left on the main land because his directions were obviously wrong and Magellan could not circumnavigate the world with faulty directions.

by jackyp November 10, 2009

Jew-jiutsu

A stupid or comedic way of referring to krav maga

I just learned Jew-jiutsu

by Wednesday Swinger August 17, 2021

Jew

someone of any race or religion that is stingy, greedy, untrustworthy, lying & just a straight up nigger.

That nigger Kane is being a fkg Jew.. He needs some act right.

by Trixxier Crisp February 8, 2024

blame jew

A very irritating person who tends to blame you for things that are absolutely ridiculous.

Person: Oh shit that was my dog in my blankets ive been kicking for 45 minutes
Blame jew: Its your fucking fault you moronic sub-creature failed abortion fucker
Person: woah calm your tits jesus christ
Blame jew: YOU DID 9/11

by Foamyman November 21, 2016

PJAZ (Pro Jew Anti Zionist)

One who is whilst pro Jewish state yet against the continuation of expansion at the expense of the dispossessed in that cause and the disregard for the human right of other

Whilst pro Israel and the cause of Jewish people, I consider myself PJAZ (Pro Jew Anti Zionist)as am wholeheartedly against the dispossession of others to that end

by Mr Consent January 25, 2025

jew

In New York, it is is slang for someone who gets money/scams who lives a lavish lifestyle.

"Yo did that wave you were on earlier hit?"
"Of course, im the top jew"

by AnonymousDa1 June 14, 2024