Rice balls

Just jelly donuts in disguise

Brock: *Walks into Dunkin Donuts* Can I get some “rice balls?”

by Oddlygloomy87 October 14, 2018

mullah balls

Pubic grooming style where the hair above the penis is shaved/trimmed, but the hair on the balls is untouched - leaving the 'long beard with no mustache' look, worn by mullahs in the Middle East and South Asia.

Dude: "Do you shave your balls?"
Guy: "No, I only trim above my dick."
Dude: "So you have Mullah Balls?"
Guy: "What's that?"
Dude: "Trim the mustache and grow the beard."

by hazelnutbiscotti May 25, 2016

shot balls

A term used in place of something shitty, or for someone who is clearly an idiot.

Connor; Zach did you see that Josh kid at the race this weekend?
Zach; yeah.him and his bike are fucking shot balls, Hey

by Cr250Lover4Life May 28, 2016

Alcohol Balls

When someone drinks too much before Sucking your dick so the alcohol in her breath goes down to your balls and makes them feel like they got round house kicked to oblivion.

Guy 1: Dude, you have fucking alcohol balls!

Guy 2: What the fuck do I do?

Guy 1: I don't know just drink a bunch of water to flush out the pain.

Guy 2: Okay, at least I don't have herpes.

by MisterStealYourGirl June 11, 2016

dangle ball

when one or more testicle(s) of the male have a sag capacity of 3 or more inches. the worst case scenario reported so far was approximately 5 inches.....that's 1.25 hands not at the withers, thankfully for all your horse people out there

"golly! that man's testicle exceeds the range of his Johnson!"

or...

"PLEASE! refrain from tugging on my dangle ball, it's not a cow utter. it has feelings just like you and me."

by chin girl is number one October 7, 2003

Moist Balls

The point at which your balls moisten with the anticipation of oncoming sexual acts

Dude, I totally got moist balls last night on my date when she bent over to pick up her keys

by shmandrew February 14, 2012

Hang Ball

When you pull your pants down to piss, and one of your testicles hangs out of your pants, and the other stays in your pants. Can be slightly painful/uncomfortable if wearing very tight pants.

Person 1: Man, I hate having to take a piss because I always have a hang ball.
Person 2: Yeah, I feel your pain.

by lolii June 2, 2012