spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.

"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

anus salad

The act of making a salad but instead of using a bowl you use the man's asshole.

Yo that was a killer party last night and that anus salad was a double wide surprise.

by BigDickWizard69 September 23, 2021

Shake Your Salad

What a man or woman says when trying to pick up someone.

Hey girl, don't forget the ranch when you shake your salad!

by ShowMeYourTD’s May 3, 2023

skanky ceasar salad

To eat ceasar dessing out of your partner's asshole.

I gave Becky a skanky ceasar salad and it was moist and delicious.

by Captain Jackson Henry February 26, 2017

Satan's Salad

Just another way to refer to your local ganja. Mary-Jane, dope, weed, bud, cannabis, pot, greens, or the devil's lettuce - whatever the ...hell .. you call it.

Stoner 1: Yo bro, my dealer's got a new drop of Satan's Salad

Stoner 2: Hey man, that shit's ...fire...

by BrainStormWonderthunder November 10, 2018

hand salad

Having your partner masturbate you with a leaf of lettuce wraped around your penis.

Last night I managed to add a lot of ranch sauce to my hand salad, if you know what I mean.

by Not_your:business March 29, 2017

warm Irish vegetarian salad

A bowl of hot chips

Hey waiter can you bring me a bowl of warm Irish vegetarian salad?

by BMc2 September 19, 2023