twat waffle

an insult referring to anyone who holds hands waffle style with their mother last the age of 6

person1: “bro did you see johnny and his mom crossing the circus parking lot”
person2: “dude yea he’s holding hands with his mom waffle style “
person1: “i can’t believe my eyes he’s such a twat waffle”

by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021

waffling

When you try and act so smart but no one can understand what you're saying. Or when you have no answer but try to explain it, or (last one) when you're lying.

Eg. Stop waffling. Wow you waffler

by wowowoowowfdfreg February 15, 2019

Waffles

Literally just pancakes with abs.

Those are some buff waffles!

by ChiefLEGOLover January 15, 2021

waffle hoe

A woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships, who speaks or writes, especially at great length, without saying anything important or useful.

Carrie: *yapping about amputations*
Estella: Shut up, waffle hoe. Stop your yapping.

by MangoWinslow May 1, 2024

kush waffle

When you're making waffles after smoking weed, and you accidentally put weed in the batter

Dan: Yo you got my weed?
Jamal: Nah man sorry, I made a kush waffle on accident.

by BillClinton'sDickButt April 1, 2015

Waffling

Talking nonsense.

Sales rep is waffling again!

by Loopt March 3, 2017

Waffles

Waffles are Pancakes with abs
No questions needed

"I want Pancakes with abs"
"Don't you mean waffles?"

by LifeSucks101 June 10, 2018