by Vön February 1, 2023

A debilitating pain or twinge in the neck and shoulders, resulting from excessive or violent masturbation. Usually the affliction of men in their mid-to-late-twenties, directly resulting from a 'dry-spell'.
Most mornings he woke up with wank-neck.
If he doesn't stop, he'll give himself chronic wank-neck.
Wank-neck is the disease of the under sexed.
If he doesn't stop, he'll give himself chronic wank-neck.
Wank-neck is the disease of the under sexed.
by one of many concerned friends January 27, 2014

Oi Gary, wanna go for a slap and guzzle some neck oil
Adjective: Hey Doctor, I think I have glandular fever (Doctor)... have some neck oil, you'll be right!
Adjective: Hey Doctor, I think I have glandular fever (Doctor)... have some neck oil, you'll be right!
by Smootherthanasmoothi October 31, 2022

"fuck you bitch you get no respek-bliss thats why hop is coming for your neck bliss" ill by the hopson 8
by XxBig_TastyxX November 12, 2017

Me: Taco Bell has good food.
Colleague: No it doesn't. The food is trash and everyone who eats it is dumb cuz it's the worst food ever.
Me: Will you shut up? You're such a Neck-jumper.
Colleague: No it doesn't. The food is trash and everyone who eats it is dumb cuz it's the worst food ever.
Me: Will you shut up? You're such a Neck-jumper.
by OzzyTheKidd888 July 16, 2025

The green moldy fungus type substance in the role of a Mexican lady's neck, It usually reeks of anus smothered in refried beans and avocado topped with sour cream and cilantro with a hint rotten limes....
Sniff the gross neck marr on that fat greasy Mexican lady as you are nibbling on her neck during a sweaty eight hour make out session....
by tex WHITE November 19, 2022

Slapping someone on there neck so hard that there head and neck sink into there shoulders looking as if a turtle in its shell
by Healefty November 26, 2017
